We’re five years old today, and feel that we are quite developed for a five-year-old. Most of us know how to feed ourselves, dress ourselves and even read the newspaper.
So, what’s the secret to our success? We can’t tell you, it’s our secret – and it’s written on a tiny scroll that’s hidden inside a sacred panda’s mouth. The only way to get at the scroll is to buy the best outfit in the whole world (only the best), wear it and show it to the panda. The right colour combination will unlock his mouth. He will say, “Oooooooooh myyyyyyy god, where did you get that?” and the scroll will fall out.
If you don’t feel like doing this, we can give you a hint: the secret to our success has something to do with hard work, creativity and the recognition that comes soon after that.
